This picture has nothing to do with this blog. But what, I feel like I have to put a picture. Sorry I'm a super model.
I just got home from canning tomatoes with Ann Dee. I don't think I will do that again.
Since I've been home I've done the following...
1. Opened the door.
2. knocked over my bike.
3. Listened to a loud breaking glass sound.
4. Walked around the corner.
5. Realized my bike knock Alex's cool piece of vintage glass onto the floor.
6. Wished it had been the ceramic pot that was into front of the cool piece of vintage glass.
7. Looked at the ground and thought... I really don't want to clean that up.
8. Noticed a box of doughnuts on the counter.
9. Thought about how those doughnuts were probably left over from Alex's work lunch.
10. Ate half of a doughnut.
11. Thought about how I already knew they were going to be sick and stale.
12. Looked at the glass again.
13. Got the vacuum.
14. Picked up the big pieces and thought about how I have to save them because if we tumble them they will probably look cool.
15. Thought about how we have tons of tumbled glass that does look cool, but we don't do anything with.
16. Put the big pieces in the cupboard with the other tumbling stuff.
17. Threw some small pieces away.
18. Vacuumed up the really small pieces.
19. Ate half of the other half of the doughnut.
20. Thought about how it was still sick and still stale.
21. Thought " Why the crap do I even eat it if I don't like it"
22. Thought about Katy. And how she would say... "intuitive eating".
23. Decided to leave the vacuum out until tomorrow.
24. Wrote this blog.
3 comments:
I was thinking Intuitive Eating as I read this post and then you said you knew that is what I'd say. Go to my IE blog and join the club.
I love this list. I could relate to it all too well. Except for the vintage glass bit...sorry about that.
So funny. Those tumbled glass bits aren't useless... they provide much fun for Freya to throw.
I love old stale donuts. I bought some yummy choclate carmels from trader joes yesterday and I have almost polished off the whole box... but, they aren't stale, they are really really yummy.
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