Sleepless

So, the other night I couldn't sleep at all. Why couldn't I sleep you ask? Because I was lying there thinking about what I would do if I was attacked by a cougar. Literally sleepless. I mean what am I going to do? Say I'm riding my bike along a beautiful mountain road when suddenly a big cat launches onto my neck. Is that it? Is life over? There must be something I can do. I stewed over this for hours. Maybe I coud reach back and gouge out his eye. Maybe I could try and get my hand down his throat and grab his uvula. Maybe I could grab his ears and flip myself around onto his back and then kicked his feet under him and pin him onto the floor. Expect then what do I do once I've pinned him? I keep saying him, but maybe it's a girl cougar and she is mad because she thinks I am trying to hurt her cubs. But I'm not, I'm just on a bike ride. I know when you see a cougar and you think they might attack you that you should scream and be really loud and not run away because then they will think you are prey and want to catch you, but if you just yell really loud they will get scared and run away. I always think that if I sang that song "And I would walk 5,000 miles, and I would walk 5,000 more, just to be the man to walk 5,000 miles to.... something.... something at your door....da da da.....da da da. I think if I sang that really loud, a cougar would hate that.